The Life of Johnston

Themis & Alexa

December 12

Dear Max,

Yesterday, when I boasted about how easy it is to get up early, Alexa was listening, and her punishment was swift. This morning, her alarm was so quiet and polite and soothing that I slept right through it, and now it’s almost five.

I bow to the goddess.

Continuing my exercises in putting in the world—

The main courthouse is two blocks from the jail, a six-story glass and concrete block with the look and feel of any bland government building. Inside, once you get past the metal detectors and make your way to one of the courtrooms, you find up-to-date office-style furnishings, durable carpet, fluorescent lighting—and no windows.

It took me a while to understand how this could be, since there’s plenty of glass on the outside of the building. It’s because the perimeter of every floor is a white-painted sun-filled hallway ruled by the sheriff. These hallways connect to the holding cells on the first and second floors, which in turn connect to the basement where the buses from the jail arrive early in the morning, long before the sun comes up. And so a prisoner arrives in darkness and ascends toward light, and then comes from the bright hallway into the blandly lit courtroom, blinking as his eyes adjust.

Do I really have to describe the courtroom set-up? Aren’t they all the same? The judge’s desk, still called a bench, on a raised platform with a couple of carpeted steps leading up to it. A computer monitor on the desk, placed off to the side. No gavel, except for a few judges who can’t do without the toy. Some neat stacks of books: Cal Crim (jury instructions), Emwinkwelreid’s Annotated Evidence Code, Search & Seizure Benchbook, California Felony Sentencing Handbook. And often, beside the books, a small statue of Justice in her fetching Greek drapery, blind-folded, holding up her scales, sword in hand. (Themis, actually—I just looked it up.)

Beside the bench and part of the same wooden structure is the witness chair. In front of the bench, close to the witness chair is the small table where the court reporter sets up. The jury box is off to the side, so that the witness is between the jury and the judge. The DA’s end of the long counsel table is always closest the the jury. The defense end of counsel table is closest to the bailiff’s desk, and next to the bailiff sits the clerk with her stacks of files and silent phone that lights up discretely.

Judges wear robes. They sit up high. The lights over their desks are brighter than the other lights. It’s a stage, and very few judges can resist the temptation to perform. Sentencing is their time to shine, and how they do polish their remarks.

Being a judge is one of those tests of character that most of us are never subjected to. How many of us are capable of handing down a sentence without a lecture?

All right. That’s enough exercise. Can you tell how completely bored I am by describing what things look like?


The Jail Courts: An Exercise

December 11

Dear Max,

I woke up at 3:45, before the alarm. It’s not difficult if you’re asleep by 8:15 the night before. And I love the feeling of being the only one awake. It’s luxurious and lonely.

But the sound of me moving around the kitchen to get my coffee woke up D-Day, and he and Teresa got up to pee. Now Teresa’s back in bed and D-Day is lying on the couch beside me in the dark. I can’t tell if he’s gazing into the fire or asleep. Either way, he’s a comfort, stretched out long beside my thigh, chin on his paws.

He shakes now—as in shakes hands, or paws. And twirls in a circle. But his best trick is lying beside you with his smooth compact bulk pressed heavy and close and warm. He does it perfectly.


I said that I needed to put the world into my book. Mostly I just mean setting. Where is all this talk happening? So here’s an exercise in that direction:

The Sacramento County Main Jail is an eight-story concrete building with four courtrooms on the ground floor. The courtrooms have no windows, and each has a cage where in-custody defendants come out to face the judge. Defendants used to come into a little fenced area, a small corral, but one day, years ago, a defendant jumped the fence and escaped, and then they built the cages.

Corral, cage, cell. It’s all confinement. But visually, there’s something offensive about the cage, especially since so many people inside the cage are brown or black, while most of the people outside the cage—the judge, the DA, the Public Defender, the crush of private attorneys—are white. But you get used to it. At least, as a person outside the cage, I have.

When the jail was built, in the late eighties, there were some stabs at humanity. The entry is a tall light-filled atrium with a huge fishtank built into the wall. The fish are supposed to be calming, and maybe they are. The hallway leading to the four courtrooms is also filled with light. The exterior wall and ceiling are glass. Outside on I street, three lanes of traffic move toward the interstate. And on the sidewalk there’s a steady flow of lawyers with our everlasting wheeled black briefcases, or sometimes a DA or Public Defender with a whole cart full of files for the arraignment calendar.

Around the corner from the jail, in the same block, is the old courthouse. The county still owns it, but it’s rented out to a fancy law firm—one that wouldn’t touch criminal defense, except maybe the starchiest of white collar. It’s a beautiful building. Even when it was new, it must have been beautiful. Broad granite steps, marble columns, tall arched windows, and inside more marble and warm old polished wood. The old court house aspires to something. It says, “Enter this temple and receive Justice.” The jail courts say, “Stay in your cage and be Processed.”

Plans & Schemes

December 7

Dear Max,

I read the first draft of the second book in my mystery-law series—the one I finished in October and set aside. (See Naming Names.)

It’s not a disaster. Its main problem is too much incident, not enough story. By incident I mean events thought up by the author that the people in the book react to. By story I mean what has to happen because of who the people are.

Like in the Last Chronicle, there’s hardly any incident at all. The event that sets the story in motion is as simple as can be, and hardly believable. (I think Trollope said that himself in his autobiography.) But the story is tremendous. Mr. Crawley, Mrs. Proudie, the Archdeacon—these enormous, complicated forces stirring up the world—it’s like something out of the Iliad. And you get to laugh too, never as decoration or comic relief, but always with recognition and sympathy.

But back to my book. I’m not going to get depressed because it’s not as good as Trollope’s masterpiece. I just have to start over from the beginning and try to do more with the parts that have some life in them. Get rid of the rest. Hope the plot still works at the end of all that. And put in the world. I always forget to do that.


December 8

Dear Max,

Teresa set up our higher-speed internet yesterday, and now my laptop won’t go online until I figure out how to make it speak to the new router, or possibly modem (if those still exist), and it’s probably just a matter of putting in a new password, but it always seems to be harder than that, and I don’t really want to hassle with it, and it just occurred to me:


I’ve been fantasizing about a computer that doesn’t go online—in short a very fancy typewriter—and wondering how to disable the parts of my laptop that connect it to the internet. And here I am.

If I had internet right now, I would be picking out a cheese grater for Enzo and Teresa to get me for Christmas. And there would be so many cheese graters. And other cheese-related items. And graters that do other things, not to mention the cheeses themselves, all different kinds, which would somehow lead to cashmere sweaters, slippers for Enzo, lip gloss for Davia-Astrid, and that’s just the shopping. I might also check my email to make sure I don’t miss the rejections from Fahrenheit or Algonquin, and there would probably be something from The New Yorker, and I might click on that and read a whole article, and click on the links in the article, or the ads beside the article, which would probably be cheese-related, because Google Knows, and that might take me back to—No!

I reject the false wonderland of infinite choice.

I say fie to the vortex of trivial distraction.

And yet I long to be shopping. I feel so powerful when I click Place This Order—and then it arrives. And when you think about it, it’s a huge time-saver, which means I have more time to write. Right?

Get away from me, you devil!


December 10

Dear Max,

It’s 4:18. I guess I should add—a.m. I’m at the kitchen table with coffee. Even though I’m not re-writing my book yet, I’m trying to acclimate body, mind and spirit to the Trollopian schedule that’s my only hope for rewriting it next year. (He had servants, but I have modern conveniences.)

Things to acquire:

  • Coffee maker with timer and a thermos carafe.
  • Alexa plug that automatically turns on lamp and heater at my desk at four o’clock. Maybe not the heater. I don’t want Alexa starting any fires.
  • A computer that works only as a typewriter. (See above.)
  • A small printer.
  • Bigger thoughts

I had a couple of story ideas for the re-write, and I may as well include them here:

  1. You know how, when you write text messages, the phone suggests the words to complete your sentence, based on its knowledge of what you’ve texted before? And it’s mortifying how often the phone is right—that is exactly what you were going to say next. (It’s bad enough to be so predictable, but by a phone? Maybe I should just have my phone rewrite my book.) Anyway, my idea is that a person who is trying to cover her tracks might well erase her text messages. But if you had her phone, you could type in a word or two, and the phone would auto-complete the sentence in a way that revealed—something important!

The other idea has dropped out of my mind. Dang it. Oh, it was to include a scene of running into the judge in the shower at the Y. That’s all. This is probably a perfect example of what I’m calling incident, but maybe if I make it good enough, it will turn into story.


December 7

Dear Max,

I saw in The Washington Post that this is the first year that no crewmen from the Arizona attended the annual ceremony at Pearl Harbor. There are only a few left, and they’re too old. I don’t have anything to say about Pearl Harbor that others can’t say a lot better, but here’s a picture of my grandfather, Kenneth Wells. He was on board the Vestal, which was tied up alongside the Arizona. On December 7, 1941, he was seventeen years old. He’d had to get a note from his mother to be able to enlist.

I hope others who know more will comment.

Ken Wells USN


Players Part Two

November 28

Dear Max,

D-Day is getting so big and easy. He cracked twenty pounds last week and got to have his food increased. He went to his first outdoor puppy class, which consisted of playing with a pack of other puppies and talking a bit with Katherine, the teacher. He was the smallest puppy there and the calmest.

His only real challenge is crate time. He likes his crate fine as long it’s just a private retreat with an open door and plenty of people around the house to retreat from. But when you shut him in there and leave the house, his tragic yowling is unbearable. He sounds abandoned. So now he has his own little corral in the living room. The idea is that when he’s home alone, he will be shut in his corral instead of in the crate. Teresa is training him to desire the corral. She scatters special treats there—little cubes of Applegate Naturals uncured humanely raised gluten-free, casein-free turkey hotdog. She does it while he’s not looking, so that he’ll think that his corral is the magical place where hotdogs pop up from the floor.

But his favorite place is in front of the fire. The light plays on his shiny black coat. You can warm your hands on his smooth hot surface. A few minutes ago, I walked into the living room, and  D-Day was sitting up alertly in front of the fire with my tea strainer in his mouth. He was holding it correctly it by the handle, as if waiting for someone to pour him a nice cup of Earl Grey.

November 29

Dear Max,

Puppy class. This was the small, in-door class. And D-Day was so good that it felt like showing off. But he can’t help it if he’s the best. His recall and position changes are perfect. And you can see the current of attention between him and Teresa. They’re reading each other, responding to each other.

All dog training classes are really people training classes, and the teacher, Heidi, applies the same principle of positive reinforcement. So if any human does something right—like recognizing the moment to give extra rewards—she praises them like crazy. It’s almost like, Good Girl! What a good girl! So smart! In class last night, it felt as if she was about to toss Teresa a few liver treats, or maybe even the jackpot—salmon jerky.

But the nicest moment was when Heidi used D-Day to teach Chloe how to play. Chloe is a handsome pitbull pup, physically imposing but scared to death of everything. When all the puppies go off leash to frolick, she gets overwhelmed and cringes away, sometimes with a low growl.

Up until now, Heidi has had Chloe stay behind a little fence so that she can watch the play and feel safe. But last night she had just D-Day and Chloe off leash in the middle of the room. They sniffed each around the butt, every cell at attention. And then D-Day did one of his hopeful, bouncing invitations, and Chloe stayed curious, following him. They moved around the room like that. Chloe’s tail was low, but starting to wag a bit. D-Day was apprehensive—the hair along his spine was raised—but he still kept up this sort of bouncy engagement. And when Chloe went into little play bow and popped up, there was a small cheer from the humans.

I give Colin the credit for that little scene. When he plays with D-Day, he stays low, keeps himself small. D-Day jumps on him, but he never jumps on D-Day. And when he has D-Day’s head in his mouth, he only gives it a light chew. So D-Day knows what it looks like to adjust play to the other player. And he did that with Chloe.

That extraordinary social adroitness—humans must have it too, but it’s so complicated by language that it’s harder to see. But every now and then you come across a person who doesn’t know how to play, and it’s as obvious as a missing arm.


November 24

Dear Max,

I got my period for the first time in at least six months, and I’ve completely lost the hang of it. In the middle of the night, I went to the bathroom. There was a mess in my drawers. In the process of cleaning myself up, I turned the bathroom into a crime scene, with not just blood on the floor but bloody footprints. I cleaned the bathroom and the soles of my slippers, all with a bare behind, and slunk to bed.

Then a few days later, I went to change my tampon in the morning, and when I pulled on the string, two tampons came out, like a magic trick.


I’m reading The Last Chronicle again, and it’s completely satisfying. Teresa and I have both read it many times, so I can call out to her across the house, “Mr. Crawley is crushing the bishop!” and she knows exactly what I’m talking about.

She was chiding me the other day about my predictability. Every time we talk about taking vitamins, I can be counted on to boast that I eat an entire farm box by myself every week (not the box itself, but the contents), and therefore I don’t need to take any pills. But I think predictability is one of the bonuses of having been together all this time. After twenty years or so, there shouldn’t be too many surprises. We have a fund of shared experience. We don’t have to explain everything.

But back to the Last Chronicle. You know how one of the best things in life and reading is anticipation? Looking forward to something is as good as the something, often better. That’s one of the many reasons I don’t approve of meditation. Why live in the moment, when you could live in hope?

Anyway, there’s that great chapter when Mr. Crawley is walking into Barchester to obey the Bishop’s summons, and he’s telling himself the story of how he’s going to crush the bishop, and his joyful, angry anticipation is just so great. And as a reader, you’re anticipating right along with him, and you’re even happier because you’re reading a book, and he has to live his life.

All right. I’m going to type out the part I’m talking about. This comes right after Mr. Crawley has been suspecting (correctly) that his wife tricked him into accepting a free ride for part of the way.

But his trouble in this respect was soon dissipated by the pride of his anticipated triumph over the bishop. He took great glory from the thought that he would go before the bishop with dirty boots,—with boots necessarily dirty,—with rusty pantaloons, that he would be hot and mud-stained with his walk, hungry, and an object to be wondered at by all who should see him, because of the misfortunes which had been unworthily heaped upon his head; whereas the bishop would be sleek and clean and well-fed,—pretty with all the prettinesses that are becoming to a bishop’s outward man. And he, Mr. Crawley, would be humble, whereas the bishop would be very proud. And the bishop would be in his own arm-chair,—the cock in his own farmyard, while he, Mr. Crawley, would be seated afar off, in the cold extremity of the room, with nothing of the outward circumstances to assist  him,—a man called thither to undergo censure. And yet he would take the bishop in his grasp and crush him,—crush him,—crush him! As he thought of this he walked quickly through the mud, and put out his long arm and his great hand, far before him out into the air, and, there and then, he crushed the bishop in his imagination. Yes, indeed! (Trollope, The Last Chronicle of Barset, Chapter 17, Mr. Crawley is Summoned to Barsetshire.)

And in the next chapter, near the end, when he finally says to Mrs. Proudie, “Peace, woman,” you almost jump out of your chair.


I forgot to write in this online diary that my strategy of sending my manuscript through the mail, like a bomb, worked. Don’t get excited, Algonquin is not publishing my book, but I did get a nice email from Shannon Ravenel saying that she retired five years ago, but she would pass my manuscript along to the people who should read it. So, I got past the “agents only” rule.

I still haven’t heard from Fahrenheit. Maybe they reject you by silence.

Of Puppies & Putin

11 November 2018

Dear Max,

The fires news is awful. I feel like I should go up there and volunteer. However, I am not. We’re rather sheepishly donating money.

Teresa tells me that I should explain how it is that D-Day has been going to puppy class before all his shots were done. The answer is that he never sets paw on the ground. He is borne along, in the manner of Cleopatra, to a room in the local community center to meet with other puppies who arrive the same way. All the puppies have to bring paperwork from the vet showing that they’ve started their shots. In Puppy Kindergarten, D-Day was the only mixed breed. In Puppy One, there are a few other mixes. The horrifying expense of the class may partly account for the prevalence of purebreds.

Of course we think D-Day can beat all those purebreds hollow. He really does have an alertness about him. He seems to want to learn. I understand that he really wants treats, but still, he’s quick and biddable enough. I can’t help comparing him with Pete. Pete the Great, Pete the Irreplaceable, but even his most fervent admirers would never have called him bright. D-Day, on the other hand, grapples with whole libraries.

You can probably tell that I’ve been re-reading The Life of JohnsonSensation is sensation, Grapples with whole libraries. There are lots of famous sayings in that book, and they’re great, but the really wonderful things are these long scenes, full of people, all as real as can be, and infused with Boswell’s interest in them. I don’t find that I’m very interested in other people. I have to borrow that by reading, and there’s no one like Boswell for interest in other people. And of course no one in the world like Johnson. He is so great and good.

15 November 2018

Dear Max,

D-Day goes on walks now. He sniffs. He pees. In short, he’s a real dog. Going on a walk in our arms made him a bit anxious. Walking on a leash seems to be no problem. And it makes sense, I guess, because he can sniff the ground and get his bearings. And he’s probably smelling Colin along the route, which must be a comfort. Colin is a liberal pee-er.

I forgot to write that Enzo and I went to see that movie, Free Solo about the guy who climbed El Capitan in Yosemite alone with no ropes. I wavered the whole time between awe and censure. What a stretch of mind and body. What a publicity stunt. Because of course he wasn’t alone. There was a movie crew. If he’d fallen to his doom, it would have served them all right. I really liked his van though. I have a fantasy of living by myself in a well set up camper-van. Of course I’d be miserably lonely, but it’s still sort of alluring.

And of course I’m glad he didn’t fall to his doom. He pushed back the boundary of what’s possible, and it was fun to watch. And as Johnson said, “Such a man, Sir, should be encouraged; for his performances show the extent of the human powers in one instance, and thus tend to raise our opinion of the faculties of man. He shows what may be attained by persevering application; so that every man may hope, that by giving as much application, although perhaps he may never ride three horses at a time, or dance upon a wire, yet he may be equally expert in what ever profession he has chosen to pursue.” (Page 242 in Modern Library Edition.)

16 November 2018

Dear Max,

School is cancelled because of all the smoke in the air, and knowing how other people are suffering doesn’t make it any less delicious. Of course Enzo will be stuck inside all day, which makes it less fun. Maybe he and Teresa can have a Gilmore Girls marathon.

17 November 2018

Dear Max,

A few weeks ago I ventured onto Facebook to figure out why I’m not famouser. I wanted to find out if this diary is still posted there. And while I was there, I decided to update my personal information to reflect the fact that Teresa and I got married six years ago. And in the next few days I got a bunch these automatically generated emails telling me about all the Likes! and Congratulations! that I’d received, of course from people who don’t know me at all, which is my own fault. I found the whole thing inexpressibly irritating.

Attention has always been the thing in the world that’s in short supply. Facebook makes it easy to pay fake attention, or at best low-quality attention. But it’s cheap and flimsy, and so of course you need more and more and more to be satisfied. Like! Like! Like!

With my bad attitude, I should probably just get off Facebook once and for all. But every now and then I see a picture of you, Max. Or one of Caroline Allen’s drawings. And even an occasional baby picture that I’d be sorry to have missed.

The privacy part doesn’t bother me. Mark Zuckerberg can go right up my ass for all I care. I hope he enjoys it there. And as for spreading hate speech and fake news, I’m in favor of it. First of all, if you’re getting your news from Facebook, you deserve to be lied to. And I still think the solution to fake news is real news. And the solution to hate speech is to ignore it. As for people pretending to be someone they’re not–so what? Be skeptical. I could be Vladimir Putin, for all you know.

Home Fires Burning

10 November 2018

Dear Max,

Today’s a big day. D-Day gets his walking papers, that is his last shots, and then we have to wait a couple of days, and come Tuesday—look out, World.


When Enzo was little, and I could bend him to my will, we used to go to the farmer’s market together, and he would gaze and gaze at the different fishes laid out on ice and tolerate the produce stands reasonably well, and then we would cook together. Now I can only get him to cook with me if there’s some angle, like cooking a recipe out of The Hunger Games Cookbook.

Last weekend we made venison apple cheddar puff pastry. The ingredients cost about seventy-five dollars and required visits to three stores. We used the food processor and the pressure cooker and the marble rolling pin and the oven. So, it was absurdly complicated, and Enzo was bored the whole time, and after all that, it wasn’t very good. And I don’t recall any plot lines in The Hunger Games that involved Katniss scouring the forest for an outlet to plug in her Cuisinart. The real problem is, Enzo doesn’t want to cook a deer, he wants to shoot one.

I was complaining to my mom about it afterward, and I said that my plans to lift Enzo out of food illiteracy were—and here I hesitated, trying to choose between stupid and hopeless.

She supplied, “Ongoing?”

Today, I’m going to the great Oto’s Market on Freeport to get more ramen, which he does make himself, though he needs help slicing the Chashu pork so that it’s thin enough to meet his exacting standards.

11 November 2018

Dear Max,

When Colin and D-Day play, sometimes Colin puts his front leg and paw on D-Day’s back, almost like he’s putting his arm around his shoulders. Colin holds his head high, while D-Day strains upward. Then Colin drops his paw and they mouth each other about the face.

Once, when they were playing, Colin lay down for a moment, taking a break. D-Day doesn’t believe in breaks, and he zoomed around Colin several times in a tight circle and then jumped over his back in a graceful arc. Then he did it again. And again.

They look so good together. Colin is dark gold with a lovely creamy undercoat, a flag of a tail, an alert wolf-like head and soft ears. D-Day is smooth, glossy and black with superb musculature. His hind-quarters are tremendous. Baby got back.

I asked Teresa if it would be hard to do prints of D-Day because he’s black. She was almost indignant. “Do you know how many colors there are in black?” I had to admit that I had no idea.


It’s cold here, and I’m writing in front of the fire. D-Day’s lying beside me on the couch, almost asleep. Outside the window, there’s light in the high branches of the Sycamore. The Manzanitas below are still in shadow. It’s the very best time of the year, but terribly marred by all the smoke in the air.

I feel like a jerk for being bummed out by the ugly inconvenience when many people and animals have burned to death. It’s awful. But sensation is sensation. If you go outside, your clothes and hair smell like smoke afterward. And yesterday, taking D-Day to the vet, we had to drive toward the fire, into a semi-rural area, across rice-fields, and the smoke was much heavier. The sun was a dark orange circle in the sky. It felt as if we should be fleeing in the opposite direction.

But D-Day got his shots, and we came home and ate chili, and I took Colin for a walk and then it was time to read books and go to bed.

Texas Blue & Puppy Stuff Too

Dear Max,

The farm animal proposition passed, so let’s hope I was wrong about how a rational chicken would have voted. The increased local sales tax passed too. My bus stop companion will have to stretch out her SSI check that one percent more. The pattern I see is that the less power you have, the more your life is affected by the outcome of elections. None of the results will make a dime’s worth of difference to me.

But there were some real heart-breakers. My sister in Texas was canvasing until two o’clock on Tuesday, and she’s been doing it for months, speaking Spanish, no less. I heard on the radio that over eight million people voted in Texas, and I’m giving her personal credit for several thousand. And yet that horror show, Ted Cruz, prevailed. On Wednesday morning she texted, Sad Today, Strong Tomorrow. Pinche fucking Trump.

But even if Beto didn’t win this time, it’s just the beginning. And Texas will turn blue, even if my sister has to knock on every door.


D-Day had his first day of Puppy One, and my dears he was a star. So smart. So good. And he had so much fun with the other puppies.

He already knows how to sit and down and stand by hand signal. The other puppies had to be lured to do those things by using a treat as a sort of magnet to guide their heads. (D-Day gets a treat, of course, but after he’s performed the command.) In class, to avoid showing off, we did the luring thing too, but he was so quick at it that you could see it was baby stuff to him.

The teacher praised him. And she said, “Look how healthy he is. His coat is so beautiful and shiny.” On the way home, Teresa and I told each other several times how beautiful he is, how shiny, how healthy, how advanced, how relatively easy to be around.

We do the same thing with Enzo, marveling at our good luck, coming up with particulars.

These conversations are a reason to stay married. No one else can bear to have them with you.


Everyday Diaries

1 November 2018

Dear Max,

Last night was our first Halloween with no trick or treating. We watched a scary/funny zombie movie and ate pie, and Enzo had some candy that he picked out from Candy Heaven last weekend. It was okay.

(But we remember when he was a Bee!)

Teresa and I actually saved our pie because it’s not much fun to eat it with D-Day at you. Today, while he sleeps, we will eat pie.


Outside my window at work there’s a big building going up. I miss the Liquidambar tree that they bulldozed to make room for it. Every year, I would watch that tree. Around now it would have leaves of every color, from pure green to deep winey purple, and every shade of yellow and orange and dark red in between.

Now I stand at my window, sometimes with binoculars, and watch the amazing machines: diggers, dozers, little Bobcats that scurry around. The articulated arms of the diggers are like giant prostheses. They load dirt into trucks, five big scoops and the truck is full, and then they smooth the top of the dirt with a sideways sweep and pat it down with enormous gentle pats, and then the truck is on its way and another comes along.

I also work at work.

2 November 2018

Dear Max,

I feel what normal people must feel all the time—that there’s really not much to say, and everything is just kind of there. The impulse to write is a bit insane, but it’s a useful insanity. Another way to put it is—it’s a delusion, but one that’s always beginning again. But then, what if it doesn’t begin again?

Never mind that.

It’s Fall, which always feels to me like the real New Year, and I’m full of theories of reform. I want to make myself a Writing Pod—a warm, well-lit compartment in the basement, accessible only to myself. And I would have a typewriter—that is, I would somehow rig up one of my old laptops to run only Microsoft Word. No internet browser. And I’d have a big beautiful monitor where I could put up two pages at once and easily read both. And I’d have a printer. And maybe a teensy coffee maker and a couple of books for good luck.

And this Pod of One’s Own would somehow be accompanied by the ability to ignore every other obligation and go about my work with cheerful energy. Of all the mothers I know, I have the fewest domestic obligations, but they still sort of clamor at me—the farm box rotting in the fridge, the kid I haven’t talked to in a couple of days, Teresa doing everything and keeping track of everything. It’s hard to concentrate with all that tugging at my attention. In my Pod, it would be different.

3 November 2018

Dear Max,

I’ve never actually read that famous essay, A Room of One’s Own. Perhaps, to inspire my Writing Pod, I shall. But I suspect that the title really should be: A Room of One’s Own with Servants, which isn’t really an option for me.

I’m writing this in bed. It’s five. (Need I say, five in the morning?) D-Day is napping beside me, snoring faintly with his smooth warm weight against the side of my butt. The thought of going down to the basement is pretty unenticing. And isn’t the great thing about writing that you can do it in bed? My desire for space and a big messy desk is more related to re-writing, where you need to look back and forth between a printed draft and your computer screen.

Another problem with the Writing Pod—I can’t think of any way to heat and light the basement that doesn’t involve setting the house on fire.

5 November 2018

Dear Max

D-Day has a particular gay happy trot when he gets something he shouldn’t have. Head high, tail high, he tours the house, showing off his prize, nails clicking fast on the wood floor. He doesn’t seem to understand that stealth might be a useful tactic when you’re trying to get away with something.

Teresa and I have decided that he’s wonderfully smart. He sits with just a hand signal and a command—you don’t have to guide him with a treat anymore. Same with Down. He’s pretty well house-trained, now that he can go down the stairs by himself, and most nights he only gets up once. That’s if you’re willing to count 4:30 as morning.  If you count 4:30 as nighttime, then I guess he gets up twice.

We explained Daylight Savings to him, but it didn’t take, so now he gets up at 3:30, which is even harder to count as anything other than the middle of the night.


I filled out my ballot yesterday. I don’t approve of initiatives. Voting on them responsibly requires real work. Most people don’t do the work, so it just becomes a media contest which usually means a money contest. And isn’t the legislature supposed to be passing the laws?

I spent the most time on the farm animal initiative. Both sides purported to be pro-chicken, and I’m all for the chickens. I think I finally figured out that if chickens could vote, they would probably vote no, so that’s how I voted too.

On the increased local sales tax, I voted yes, because libraries will get some of it. It was a tempered yes. One day last weekend, I waited for a bus that never came with a woman who was voting no.  She told me her monthly income and rent described how she makes ends meet. She needs every penny. The bus ticket (even the discount senior ticket) was significant to her. She was hoping to find a polling place to drop off her ballot so that she wouldn’t have to use a stamp.

I always think of income inequality as involving people much richer than I am, but her entire monthly income was less I pay for income taxes each month. That’s pretty unequal. Now I sort of want my vote back. Teresa will cancel me out, so that’s something.

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