January 5, 2013

by jkatejohnston

Dear Max,

Possible resolution:  Pull head out of ass more often.

I was thinking about how I used to write about Teresa all the time, and now I hardly ever do, but when I do it’s always the best part.  This makes me a bad writer and a bad girlfriend.  So maybe I should pull my head out of my ass and pay attention.

So, a few nights ago Teresa dreamed that her hands were dry and in the dream she was planning to but expensive new lotion. “My life must be really boring,” she said, “Even my dreams are boring.”

Our lives are a bit boring.  Hanging out with Enzo is both the best and most tedious thing in the world.