March 3, 2013
Enzo: Isaac said his name means laughter.
Enzo: What does my name mean?
Me: Um, well, Enzo’s usually short for Lorenzo or Vincenzo, and those are probably saints, so we could look them up…
Enzo: What about Enzo Ferrari?
Me: Yeah. Actually, I think your name means speed.
Enzo: Speed. Yeah.
(A few minutes later)
Enzo: Want to see a piece of my speed? (And he gets set then sprints across the room and vaults onto the couch. He assumes the TV watching position.)
Enzo: This is my diary. (He pulls down his pajama bottoms, points his butt at us and farts.)
Enzo: Maybe, just maybe, even though it’s highly unlikely, Gila Monsters might even be found in Australia. Okay, it’s not even true.