12 April 1995

by jkatejohnston

Dear Max,

I proctored a test in Chana Bloch’s Bible class today. I’m a research assistant, and since no one does any research, I get assigned to chores like this. Anyway, a girl came into the room, sniffed the air and said, “There’s been a man in here.” I couldn’t quite catch her tone. Was it disgust? Desire? Either way, she seemed predatory.

Have you ever noticed that Proctor and Proctologist are almost exactly the same word. Bend over.